New does NOT mean better

I don't get all this hype about all these HD t.v.'s right now.
Isaak finally bought one, finally, after talking about it for forever, he finally got one.
All I've heard is that it's going to be sooo nice, the picture is soooo amazing, you won't believe the difference!
Well, I've seen the difference, and I ain't impressed!
Ever since this big, slightly thinner HD version of a t.v. entered my home this week, all I've noticed is that the picture quality is, well, worse...and it's starting to erk me just a bit!
Every movie I try to watch looks stretched out, blurry, and pixelated to the point that the people's skin doesn't even look real.
I don't care that the movie I'm watching isn't in HD like the t.v, and that's why it looks bad, okay?!....
all I know is that my movies looked just fine and dandy on the old t.v.
Who are these people that get to rule on whether a t.v. is outdated, I mean who are "they", to tell me my t.v. is old?!
And it wasn't even old, it was just thicker!
Thick t.v.'s are still good t.v.'s.
Just because they aren't all super slim like these new show off t.v.'s doesn't mean they aren't good quality.
I liked our old t.v.
Now I'm stuck with mister slim pants that's all new and high def.
My Mamma Mia movie does not look the same!

I miss my non-old fat t.v.