This torchiere lamp was so ghetto you had to stick a pen cap inside it in order for it to turn on.
The faux glass shade was so ghetto it didn't screw into the top any more, so we had to balance it on top and hope it didn't fall off and crash on someone's head.
Today; however, I am proud to announce this ghetto of all ghetto lamps is no more.
I have finally replaced it with a lamp that won't leave us flinching out of fear of electrocution every time we turn it on.
A lamp that won't result in a concussion.
Just a plain ole' regular non-ghetto lamp.
Now that its been replaced I just have to make sure it gets thrown away.
I never want to see that thing again.
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