Go stalk some other neighborhood

In the past two minutes the creepy ice cream van man has driven down our street twice ringing his incredibly annoying bell.
Two drive-by's in two minutes.
"Ding ding" "ding ding", he drives by at a snail's speed, looking for kids and parents to stalk.
No one ever buys ice cream for the creepy ice cream van man.
No one.
Ever.
In the two years we've lived here I have never seen a child buy ice cream from this dude.
Maybe it has to do with the fact that he doesn't ever wear a shirt.
Maybe it has to do with the fact that his female riding companion never wears shoes and lets her right foot hang out the passenger window.
Maybe they look scary to kids and parents.
Maybe that's why they don't get business on our street.
Maybe they should go stalk someone else's neighborhood.
Just a thought...