Reality of parenting

You know your kids have completely taken over when...

...inside your purse sits eleven of their spoons, a sippy cup, two sippy cups lids, two rattles, an extra pair of panties, tights, pants, two bibs, two extra pairs of socks, a paci, a rubbermaid container for oatmeal, two rubbermaid container lids, a teether toy, a cinderella play phone, crushed graham crackers, and your cell phone that went missing over a month ago, only to discover it was buried in your purse the whole time but was completely unseen due to the fact that it was covered with the above named items.

Found my phone.